Friday, November 2, 2007

T-Minus Two Days

We are all very nervous. Monday we test quantum wave collapsing apparatus, and we shall attempt travel along reverse of thermodynamic axis.

I wish ex-wife Elsa could see me now. Big famous (well, not really LOLOL) scientist, not "dickless Kraut," as she said. Her sudden demise soon after I took this job was somewhat ironic.

I make Canadian intern paint machine scary red:


Dr. Kleiner want to build machine to look like so:



But nobody listen to him. There is slight possibility that we will rip hole in fabric of space-time continuum, causing vacuum metastability event, but sacrifices must sometimes be made in name of SCIENCE LOL.

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