Success smells like bacon

We were able to test Zero-Point Energy Manipulator today, but it created radioactive backwash. Poor Barney was caught in blast, and now people in charge are angry. Health plan does not cover apparently mutations caused by gamma radiation, so Barney will have to be let go. Human resources tries not to anger Barney, as we "wouldn't like him when he's angry."

I don't understand, because Barney is usually happy man. At least, gun worked well.

Dr. Vance has been terminated as result of incident. I shall miss him. He let me keep unspeakable creatures from beyond as pets. No word yet as to new boss.

New Blog!

Dr. Vance has told me to keep "blog" thing about my work, as the men in charge do not want me posting on official site. They use word "crackpot," but what do they know?

"Unspeakable crime against nature," indeed. Do these men not understand progress?!? We are saving world (except France, LOL!), and I need live specimens to test with.

As you can see, Black Mesa is hot and boring place.


I miss mountains and virgins of Bavaria. All we have here is prairie dog (which does not look like dog) and sand. Still, facility is quiet and secluded, and I can get work done.